John stays at Emmie's this week!

Hi John. It's soooo nice having you at Emmie's this week! So, you are driving again. What happened with your speeding ticket?

Well, I just smiled at the judge and she dismissed the case. I might have flirted with her just a little bit.

Yes, I've seen you in action with the flirting. You've really gotten that down to perfection.

What else have you been doing lately?

I've been playing the conductor for the music on my iPod. It's such fun to move my hands with the beat of the music!

And you must be very hungry since you are trying to eat your mom's pearls. Did you tell her about the butterscotch pie you had yesterday? Oops, that is a secret, right?

Butterscotch? What butterscotch?

Okay John, it's official.

You ARE the biggest flirt in the world as well as the cutiest baby in the world!