Ladies Man

I promise, it's the truth. All I have to do is show up. When I enter the room, all the girls want to hold me, feed me, kiss me and love me. This is awesome. I can't believe how easy this is... having lots of girls just hanging around waiting to hold me. What a cool gig!

What do you mean, it won't always be this way?

What is going to change?

No way. You think that I will actually have to do nice things for the girls to love me like this? I am very happy now, just being the center of the world.

Growing up may not be so cool after all...