Flirting in the Park

Hi John, what did you do today for the first time?

I went to Emmie's Memorial Park and played in the swings. And, I also looked at some girls!

See that girl over there? She is about my age. Do you think she will play with me?

Why don't you ask her mother?

Hello Mrs? Your daughter is cute. Can she play with me?

Great! I promise to be very nice. Riley is a pretty name. How old are you?

Would you like to meet me here again tomorrow?

(Riley was a bit shy, but her mom said "maybe".)

New Play Mat and Blocks!

Look at John's new play mat and alphabet blocks!

Yes, I see that you can pick up the blocks all by yourself. And, I saw you knock them down all by yourself, too. That was great!

Okay, so they taste good, too? Neat!

March Madness?

Hi John, whatcha been doin?

I'm waiting for the NCAA basketball tournament to start.

Which team are you for this year?

I'll give you just one guess!!

Okay, so what else are you doing now that you can sit up all by yourself?

I'm still learning new jokes. Wanna hear another one?

Sure, go ahead.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Huge.

Huge who?

Who joo expect???

John, not only are you very funny, but you are still the cutest baby in the world!

Thank joo!

Whatz in that sippie cup?

Hi John. What are you drinking in that sippie cup?

What sippie cup? I don't see a sippie cup.

Look down at your hands. Isn't that a sippie cup? And ummmm, what is that wet stuff on your shirt? Did you spill something?

Oh, THAT sippie cup. Lucy and I might have gone to the store for some juice, but I am just holding the cup for her while she finishes her lunch because I am not supposed to have juice yet. Maybe I will just take one taste.

Wow, this is really good! Lucy probably shouldn't drink this so I will help her!

John's Jokes

Hello John, are you sucking your thumb?

Yes, I love to suck my thumb!

So, what have you been doing today?

I've been learning some new jokes!

Do you want to share one now?

Okay, here goes:

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Tank

Tank who?

You're Welcome!

That was really funny, John! You are a great joke teller!